Filed under: celebrity look-alike | Tags: marlon brando, spoony, the godfather
other than being ambiguously eastern european or some kind of asian, spoony is also extremely handsome. here is this week’s spoony look-a-like: the fresh-faced marlon brando. oh baby, oh baby.
Filed under: what's going on here | Tags: creepy, graduate, hiatus, senior thesis, shadow people, sudoku, the strangers
after my month-long hiatus (i finished my senior thesis on american political paranoia. i graduated. no big deal.) i’m back. can i get a hey girl hey.
during the times when i should have been keeping up my blog, i was sitting on friends’ porches, soaking up the sun that doesn’t shine in the Andrew Bouwhuis library. and at night, i was playing sudoku. sudoku and i have a tumultuous relationship, but we are in love. we haven’t said those three words to each other yet, but who are we kidding. if we aren’t in love, we are going to fake it, because college is over and we missed our opportunities to trick other people into falling in love with us. i could go to grad school and search for a husband there, but settling for sudoku is much easier. and i can’t imagine not having our pillowtalk.
so, i have this new thing where i pretend i’m lactose intolerant. dairy and my body get along just like anyother human and dairy coupling, but i’ve been much happier and less fussy since the beginning of this lie. when a diner has 2-4-1 milkshake night, “i’m lactose intolerant.” whatever. i’m over it. if lying about being lactose intolerant is a sin, than what happens when i eat dairy must be my punishment.
so there’s this movie the strangers that came out and it scares me more than money falling out of my pocket at a bar. i need to see it. if there is anything creepier than people breaking into your house to play in your blood, it would be children (creepy, in that you never know what they’re thinking, they are inherently pure–unless they weren’t baptized. just kidding. but seriously– and they can see shadow people. i rest my case.). the masks worn by the intruders are child-like and doll-like and i just got shivers thinking about it. ugh.
