“Uncoil your whip and let the quest for fortune and glory begin! Hear Indiana Jones theme music and authentic whip-cracking sounds as you swing your soft, three-foot whip. A convenient switch lets you turn the sounds on or off, and a carry strap attaches to your belt loops to keep the whip coiled at your fingertips. Race against evil with your whip in hand, ready to face any danger as you discover ancient relics and explore exotic locations – even if you only find them in your own backyard.”
okay. what the hell. let’s make room in the photo albums for baby’s first s&m experience.
what’s even creepier is the product description:
“This (plus a hat, of course) is the one thing every overzealous adventuring archeologist needs! From the hit movie series, this cool Indiana Jones Electronic Whip is designed to fit hands of all ages. It plays the Indiana Jones theme song, as well as electronic whipping sounds. You can really get into character and live the adventure with one of these and whip your friends into shape in the bargain!”
no thank you, hasbro. my family will stick to legos and supersoakers.
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