Filed under: celebrity look-alike | Tags: buttloving, celebrity look-alike, funky, gary busey, rookie of the year, spoony, thomas ian nicholas

spoony’s most recent celeb look-alike is thomas ian nicholas, circa 1993- better known as henry rowengartner from “rookie of the year.” did he say funky buttloving?
Filed under: what's going on here | Tags: canada, i do, married, ryan reynolds, scarlett johansson

ryan reynolds got married. what the frig.
we lost another one. however, at least he married scarlett johansson and not some mediocre , “she’d be pretty after a nose job, veneers, and spray tan” thirtysomething.
Filed under: what's going on here | Tags: amanda woodward, dui, heather locklear, mugshot, nick nolte, parking lot, sunglasses
pop quiz: who is the famous actress?


trick question! none.
heather locklear (middle. idiot.) starred in many a lifetime movie and some crapshoot with hilary duff. get a grip. (left and right mugs aren’t important.)
so yeah. she was arrested. (the best part of the story?- she was pulled over after repeatedly backing over a pair of sunglasses in a parking lot.)
but anyways, wow. woman driver meets faces of meth. the last time i saw a mug shot like that, nick nolte was getting sponsored by every major hawaiian shirt label.
Filed under: sporty spice | Tags: afc, bills, buffalo, champions, commercial
4-0. we all know where we ended up the last time the bills started out with this record.
(i’m not promoting budweiser. if you’re under age and you see this, don’t drink and don’t reference this post when your mom catches you.)
Filed under: and... judged., what's going on here | Tags: mess, treadmill, worst week ever
i mean, seriously. why would this ever seem like a good idea.
but cheers to whoever exploited this girl.
Filed under: what's going on here | Tags: 30 rock, actor, alec baldwin, baldwins, daughter, ireland, mini's first time, PETA
so i’ve decided that i don’t care what alec baldwin said to his daughter via voicemail.
i don’t care that he’s a divorcee who rallies for PETA.
i don’t care that he’s a baldwin- which studies show one in 4 are complete failures at life and all that is socially acceptable.

it took ‘thirty rock,’ a lifetime movie called “mini’s first time,” and his ‘60 minutes’ interview to help me realize that no matter what he faces, i’ll be by his side. i mean i’ll love him forever. i mean i’ll still think he’s one of the most talented actors around.
Filed under: sporty spice | Tags: always sunny, arm, dee, knee injury, mac, patriots, quarterback, tom brady
but you can snap his knee.
sorry, tom.
greatest commercial ever. i remember the product and i’m convinced it works.
best part: at the 22 second mark. bananas.