pinzoner and the blog


spoony of the year

spoony’s most recent celeb look-alike is thomas ian nicholas, circa 1993- better known as henry rowengartner from “rookie of the year.” did he say funky buttloving?



another one bites the dust
September 30, 2008, 6:15 pm
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ryan reynolds got married. what the frig.

we lost another one. however, at least he married scarlett johansson and not some mediocre , “she’d be pretty after a nose job, veneers, and spray tan” thirtysomething.



i said no flash photography.
September 30, 2008, 1:47 am
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pop quiz: who is the famous actress?

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trick question! none.

heather locklear (middle. idiot.) starred in many a lifetime movie and some crapshoot with hilary duff. get a grip. (left and right mugs aren’t important.)

so yeah. she was arrested. (the best part of the story?- she was pulled over after repeatedly backing over a pair of sunglasses in a parking lot.)

but anyways, wow. woman driver meets faces of meth. the last time i saw a mug shot like that, nick nolte was getting sponsored by every major hawaiian shirt label.



circle the wagons
September 29, 2008, 9:41 pm
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4-0. we all know where we ended up the last time the bills started out with this record.

(i’m not promoting budweiser. if you’re under age and you see this, don’t drink and don’t reference this post when your mom catches you.)



who’s having the worst year everrr!
September 28, 2008, 11:17 pm
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i mean, seriously. why would this ever seem like a good idea.

but cheers to whoever exploited this girl.



what. a. man.
September 28, 2008, 10:49 pm
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so i’ve decided that i don’t care what alec baldwin said to his daughter via voicemail.

i don’t care that he’s a divorcee who rallies for PETA.

i don’t care that he’s a baldwin- which studies show one in 4 are complete failures at life and all that is socially acceptable.

it took ‘thirty rock,’ a lifetime movie called “mini’s first time,” and his ‘60 minutes’ interview to help me realize that no matter what he faces, i’ll be by his side. i mean i’ll love him forever. i mean i’ll still think he’s one of the most talented actors around.



you can’t break tom brady’s arm…
September 28, 2008, 9:46 pm
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but you can snap his knee.

sorry, tom.



talking stain
September 28, 2008, 9:16 pm
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greatest commercial ever. i remember the product and i’m convinced it works.

best part: at the 22 second mark. bananas.