Filed under: and... judged., sporty spice, what's going on here | Tags: ball on a bit of string, billy elliot, billy idol, broadway, daft lads, dance off, dancing with myself, england, footy, futbol, geordie dancer, green street elite, green street hooligans, hear the drummer get wicked, mackem mover, newcastle, soccer, soccer AM, sunderland, you got served
think: ’green street hooligans’ meets ‘you got served’ meets ‘billy elliot the musical’ (followed by light spooning and long talks about feelings).
Filed under: what's going on here | Tags: merry christmas, happy holidays, youtube, chunky pam, merry x-x-x-l-m-a-s, pam i am, hostess, jersey, david letterman, top ten, top 10, terri schiavo, least popular holiday songs
besides the christmas song my brother wrote about terri schiavo, there are a few christmas songs that have failed to catch on. similar to the theme of david letterman’s top ten from december 18, i give you the hostess with the mostest (hostess cupcakes, yes).
Filed under: celebrity look-alike | Tags: celebrity, celebrity look-alike, doppelgänger, dr. spoonlove, fez, spoony, that 70's show, wilmer valderrama
fez: dr. spoonlove’s celebrity doppelgänger. everybody dance now.
Filed under: what's going on here | Tags: youtube, snuggies, infomercial, blankets, sleeves, american, high schoolers, high school, cult, gospel choir
apparently, blankets have become way too much of a burden. they’re tricky and they get in the way. also–oh my– the average american is truly suffering from old-fashioned and malevolent blankets.
kill yourself, snuggie infomercial.
if people catch on to this horrendous item:
1. everyone will look like gospel choir members.
2. everyone will look like they belong to a cult.
3. everyone will look like idiots.
more importantly, people will never share blankets again (unless, there is a four sleeved version pending), and–oh my gawd– high schoolers will have to reconsider how they play grab-ass on their parents’ couches.
Filed under: and... judged. | Tags: mtv, news, soccer, george w. bush, iraqi, iraq, casey anthony, caylee anthony, nancy grace, chad johnson, ocho cinco, the ikki twins, vh1, double shot of love, the hills, lc, heidi montag, spencer pratt, lo, audrina, justin bobby, whitney, eighty-five, bengals, seth macfarlane, family guy, american dad, brody jenner, bromance, bro-rape, miley cyrus, hannah montana, nobody's perfect, billy ray cyrus, robbie savage, wanker, epl, futbol, speed stack, world record, cincinnati, choreographer, shoe, spanish, espanol
rounding out 2008, i give my list of the top ten people i would love to see get shoe-ed:
10. people who speed stack.
9. robbie savage.
8. casey anthony. everyone knows she did it. end of story.
7. miley cyrus. this girl. this girl’s choreographer.
6. brody jenner– and everyone who willingly let themselves be bro-raped.
5. seth macfarlane.
3. chad ocho cinco (that is not how you say eighty-five en espanol. jack ass.)
2. the ugly ikki twin.
1. the uglier ikki twin. (we’ll call #1 and #2 a double shot of shoe).
so, my list makes reference to about a million people. i’m okay with that.
Filed under: sporty spice | Tags: 31-27, 42, 75, bills, bloody nose, buffalo, center, duke preston, fumble return, highlight reel, jeff triplette, jets, jp losman, knock, new york, nfl, referee, shaun ellis, stripes, touchdown
as if shaun ellis scoring a touchdown on a fumble return (so much for your highlight reel, loserman) wasn’t bad enough, jeff triplette will be picking turf out of his gums for the rest of the season.
welp– life’s tough. wear a helmet.
Filed under: what's going on here | Tags: seth meyers, comedy, amy poehler, fred armisen, blind, new york, state, farewell, goodbye, gilda radner, roseanne rosannadanna, father guido sarducci, chris kattan, terrible reenactments, adam sandler, opera man, weekend update, saturday night live, nbc, snl, kanye west, house, hugh laurie, 12/13/2008, comedian, don novello, governor david paterson
finally– a weekend update guest that made me laugh until i cried.
fred armisen’s impression of governor david paterson should be a weekend update constant. i would love to see it follow the likes of opera man, father guido sarducci, chris kattan’s terrible reenactments, and roseanne rosannadanna.
amy poehler’s goodbye was touched with the sporadic interruptions of armisen’s character, and oh-my-stars was it memorable. seth meyers laughs through the whole thing and (holy smokes) he’s adorable. there is something endearing about a comedian trying to suppress laughter and failing (unless it’s jimmy fallon and that twisted smirk).
here is poehler’s bittersweet speech, featuring the taboo hilarity of a wandering blind man with good intentions (“get about $50 worth of circus tickets”). forgive the stupid advertisements, but they make this… possible.
Filed under: what's going on here | Tags: baghdad, bird, diplomacy, dove, explodes, george w. bush, iraq, iraqi, journalist, muntazer al-zaidi, nuri al-maliki, pitcher, randy johnson, security agreement, size 10, surprise visit, united states, US
apparently, randy johnson has been running some pitching camps in the middle east. look at the arm on this journalist. and to think that bush’s presidency helped add some substance to this guy’s portfolio. that’s some farewell.
my thoughts:
1. seeing as the president never moved, one would assume that the secret service just skipped over what to do in case of an assassination attempt.
2. it was during the signing of the iraqi-US security agreement. how ironical.
3. noted: iraqi prime minister maliki tried to block the second italian leather projectile. all sarcasm aside, it’s excellent to see that a diplomatic, selfless gentleman is at the helm of a developing state. snaps, maliki.
