pinzoner and the blog

this is a trend that i just don’t understand. i blame tony walker & co. it screams “undergraduate!” and it needs to end.

i look at girls that wear this day after day after day and you know what i see? i see a girl who is going to school purely because her daddy can write checks. i see a girl that is at coles every tuesday and downtown every thursday and saturday night. i see a girl that watches grey’s anatomy and uses “<3″s excessively.

so here it is, from head to toe:

huge sunglasses: just in case you’re not familiar, a very wise man once said, “the bigger the sunglasses, the uglier the girl”– and if it’s not sunny out, these are often worn on the crown of the head. ugh.

the north face denali jacket: this is ruining fashion. please refrain from wearing this 24 hours a day. use it as a jacket- not as a sweatshirt, bulletproof armor, or camouflage for when you don’t feel like sporting a brassiere.

straight leg denim: just a reminder: straight leg jeans are not meant for everybody (i.e. they are not a right. they are a priveledge). straight leg denim refresher course

ugg boots: i don’t even know where to start with these. hideous. matronly. bourgeois. grotesque. ugh. if you want to look like a pez dispenser, by all means, wear them. i mean, naturally, a woman would want her feet to look like two tonka trucks. i will never understand the appeal of these excuses for boots, no matter how warm they are.

carry-on luggage passing for a purse: to complete this abortion of an outfit, is the massive bag, no thanks to vera bradley’s quilted heinousness and these leather/faux leather atrocities. ugh. it’s a satchel-tastic nightmare.