pinzoner and the blog


octo-bag’s doppelganger

um, false, eonline.

you know who octo-bag looks like? mona lisa. boom.



j/k jkr!

christopher nolan has created the most brilliant batman films in the history of the world simply by adhering to the blueprint in the DC comic.

being so, (it was inevitable that) his first two films were part of an epic trilogy. i mean, if you’re going to do it right…

the third is supposed to focus on the joker (like the comics. you dig?) and there has been a good deal of concern in regards to who can pick up where heath ledger left off. 

my first thoughts?– panic. he’s irreplaceable. ledger created a character that actually has a life of its own. the vile lip-licking, endearing detachment from humanity, and clumsy mortality were more than any actor could ever learn. in other words– this is not similar to a quarterback watching hours of footage before a huge game.

since any actor thrown into that lion’s den is going to fail text book-style, my nominee is… ron popeil (inventor of the ronco roaster, duh).



that 70’s spoon

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fez: dr. spoonlove’s celebrity doppelgänger. everybody dance now.



spoony of the year

spoony’s most recent celeb look-alike is thomas ian nicholas, circa 1993- better known as henry rowengartner from “rookie of the year.” did he say funky buttloving?



hold me closer spoony danza.
June 5, 2008, 6:52 pm
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this week’s spoony look-a-like is tony danza. better yet, the week’s spoony look-a-likes are all the tony danzas: the trash bag-punting garbage man or the guy who saw everyone naked on who’s the boss? or the namesake of the bosch 3 (2004-2005) funnel. 



pre-godfather and stroke-like slur
May 31, 2008, 8:51 pm
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other than being ambiguously eastern european or some kind of asian, spoony is also extremely handsome. here is this week’s spoony look-a-like: the fresh-faced marlon brando. oh baby, oh baby.



joanie loves spoony
April 24, 2008, 11:05 pm
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it’s not enough to say spoony looks like scott baio. he is chachi arcola, in all of his italian-american glory.



who i think spoony looks like this week
April 18, 2008, 12:02 am
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kenny blankenship- the host of mxc.



spoony-licious.
April 5, 2008, 8:57 am
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instead of telling manley the new spoony look-alike, i have decided to post a new impostor each week. it should be fun.
and spoony– is he japanese? mexican? turkish? alaskan? italian? or some kind of spanish?
who knows. who cares. all i can say is that his look-alikes definitely cover the ethnic rainbow.

let’s rage.